i hope one day i can put the quote ‘some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thurst upon ‘em’ on my wall as a teacher and then read twelfth night at the end of the year and once we get to malvolio’s monologue i’ll just point to it and say, ‘that’s a dick joke. i’ve had a dick joke on my wall this whole year and you didn’t know. that’ll teach you about shakespeare.’
i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy
from my own vomit i will emerge a new, more powerful being
All hail King Joffrey Baratheon, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm
New favorite film genre: Scarlett Johansson destroying people.