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life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

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it’s 1964 I’m on a balcony smoking a really long cigarette and some lofty music is playing I drop my martini on the floor it breaks and 5 men scramble to get me a new one

Jul 23 @ 7:30 PM
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Russian Field Diadem - Viktor Nikolayev & Gennady Alexakhin

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fermatas-theorem:

Girls don’t want boys, girls want high-speed internet and dragons

Jul 21 @ 11:10 PM
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shepardfaeries:

i thought itd be cool to show my snake drinking, and then i found the option on youtube to add their pre-recorded “rock” music and i nearly pissed my pants

Jul 21 @ 8:48 PM
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leslie  
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euo:

dont fall in love with people like me… i have a huge forehead irl

Jul 19 @ 11:56 PM
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izzetheking:

why do i always fall for the bad boys *thinking about Lord Farquaad*

Jul 19 @ 10:39 AM
leslie  
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